Oh, ok. This is a very bad dialect I think ;). I´m a bavarian girl, but I´m not talking like this! Even I can´t understand all of the first sentence. Wait... ok:
Better forget the first sentence ;), sorry I don´t understand what it should mean in German :). I think the person have drunk to much alkohol and can´t see what time it is on his Rolex watch :) and he thought he have to die, perhaps he have drunk to much? I don´t know :).